Little Terrors

[flying_monkees]

Title: Little Terrors
Characters: Mylar, Maya
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not safe for anyone, pure crack!  Also, possible spoilers up thru 3.02.  This is the fault of a thread that capn_mactastic had here (make sure to check out the pic).
Disclaimer: Heroes does not belong to me no matter how much I wish it did.
Summary: Maya's babysitting while Mohinder and Sylar are out
Table/Prompt: Crack/Rough Housing, written for mission_insane 
A/N: I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry! This is Mac's fault! He showed me the above thread. Beta'd by the wonderful flwrpwr_vampyre .

 

Maya ran screaming around the room, covering her head, hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet following close behind her.  She ducked into the bathroom, slamming the door shut behind her, crawling into the shower, cowering as far from the door as she could get.  She could hear them, trying to reach the doorknob, watching in terror as the doorknob slowly turned….

 

Sylar opened the apartment door, frowning.  He turned to look at Mohinder behind him.  “I think they’re at it again.”  He sighed, walking to the bathroom, stopping when he saw the six little Mohinder babies there.  He really couldn’t even call them babies; they were fully grown miniature copies of Mohinder, five inches tall.

 

Two Mohinderlings were standing in front of the bathroom door, banging on it.  One had climbed up on top of another’s shoulders, trying to reach the doorknob.  The other two were trying to squeeze under the bathroom door.  Frowning, Sylar stood there, tapping his foot.

 

“How many times have we told you not to terrorize Maya?!”  He thundered at them, kneeling down and sweeping them up into his hands.  They squealed and started pouting at him but he ignored them, handing them to Mohinder.  “Here, put them in their room while I save Maya.”  Mohinder nodded, carrying the six back to their room.  He knocked on the door.  “Maya, it’s me…”  He slowly opened the door…

 

…To be hit with the towel bar.  He winced, looking at Maya. 

 

“I’m never babysitting for you again!”  She screamed, running out the door, trying to stop the black ooze from falling from her eyes.  Sylar sighed, yelling towards Mohinder.

 

“We’re going to have to get another babysitter again.  Do you think Peter would help…?”

Comments

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

Yay! Glad you liked. See what happens sometimes when you have odd convo's with Mac? He gives me the oddest bunnies sometimes...but I love him anyways. *snicker*

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

My friend goes "How many girls have you already had sex with?!"

*is amusing self making you laugh*

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

lol Poor girl's going to be traumatized for the rest of her life. *giggles*

I'm so glad you liked it. :D

[bending-sickle.livejournal.com]

This fic made me forgive him for the horrible mental image the conversation brought up. For making it all better, you get a hug :)

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

LOL! sweet icon, BTW. Sylar tried to make it better. Not so much. *giggles*

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

LOL Thanks. Yeah, he just doesn't get why Maya's afraid I think. *giggle*

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

*happy dance* Yay! I'm glad I helped with that image. *giggle* I am still blaming him for the bunny tho, no matter how much he protetsts. :D

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

Dude it was snicker worthy. Poor Maya.

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

>_>

I confuse myself.

meant for you.

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

"How many girls have you already had sex with?!"

Ew! Gross! that scene was a nightmare!
My eyes, my eyes!

:D

Re: meant for you.

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

You just wanted to shove him into a shower. *makes face* It would have been fine if he'd just been clean.

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

LOL It really, really was.

Re: meant for you.

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

I would have been even better IMO if it Mo was Sylar in that scene.

*eyes glaze*

Re: meant for you.

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

I have no particular person I ship Maya with. Or Momo or Sylar so I have no opinion on who should have been with whom in that scene. Making everyone else's reactions slightly amusing.

Wait, I might ship Sylar with Elle. However I ship Elle with almost everyone so it's not an OTP or anything.

Re: meant for you.

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

Wow. That must be so liberating.

Nice icon. ;)

You just like Elle. I can dig it.

We should stop sucking up flying_monkees comment space. :X

Re: meant for you.

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

LOL Like I care. I'm having too much fun reading your guys' convo. :D

Re: meant for you.

[razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com]

Awww thanks! *hugs**

Re: meant for you.

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

*hugs back* Welcome. lol

[jainieg.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have to ask - what video is that icon from? I haven't seen that one and it looks super-cute!

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

I *think* it's from when they were doing the commentary together from S1, but I'm not sure. I didn't get to see them so I'm not sure. lol I wish I could see all the commentaries from the other seasons but I don't know where they have them. Not on my boxsetts, they just have the audio part of them, not the video part.

[jainieg.livejournal.com]

Ohh, okay! Yeah, I figured that might be where it was from. From what I heard, the HD versions of the boxsets had Picture-in-Picture video commentary, so you could watch the commentary with the actors at the same time you were watching the ep - kinda like how they have it set up over at the NBC site. It's just too bad they don't have the s1 eps for viewing, anymore. Phooey! :(

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a blue-ray, I'd so get both boxsets in a heartbeat. :D Maybe next year....lol It would be nice if they had them again, just because the normal sets don't have them. *sigh* Oh well.

[jainieg.livejournal.com]

I know! It's just a shame the Blue Ray players are still an arm and a leg. When I went to get the first season dvds a few months ago (yeah, I'm a noob!), the guy said they had the Blue Ray set used for like 40% off or something. It's like - ugchk! I don't even have a tv right now (just watch the dvds on my puter), much less one that could do PiP so it's kinda pointless. lol

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

I know. I was looking at a couple and they're still almost $400 here, and the boxsets are like $80 and $50. *sigh* I'm hoping maybe with my tax refund this next year I can swing the TV, blue-ray and both sets....lol But I'm not holding my breath.

[jainieg.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was just looking at Costco's website and they're still $370 something there. Damn! It'd just be better to wait until the prices come down on 'em, otherwise you'd be spending upwards of $1100 for the lot.

Ahh, well, the nice thing about watching the commentary on my computer is that I get to listen to it over my headphones and get to hear Zach's voice right in my ear. *purrrrrrs*