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Little Terrors

Title: Little Terrors
Characters: Mylar, Maya
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Not safe for anyone, pure crack!  Also, possible spoilers up thru 3.02.  This is the fault of a thread that [livejournal.com profile] capn_mactastic had here (make sure to check out the pic).
Disclaimer: Heroes does not belong to me no matter how much I wish it did.
Summary: Maya's babysitting while Mohinder and Sylar are out
Table/Prompt: Crack/Rough Housing, written for [livejournal.com profile] mission_insane 
A/N: I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry! This is Mac's fault! He showed me the above thread. Beta'd by the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] flwrpwr_vampyre .

 

Maya ran screaming around the room, covering her head, hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet following close behind her.  She ducked into the bathroom, slamming the door shut behind her, crawling into the shower, cowering as far from the door as she could get.  She could hear them, trying to reach the doorknob, watching in terror as the doorknob slowly turned….

 

Sylar opened the apartment door, frowning.  He turned to look at Mohinder behind him.  “I think they’re at it again.”  He sighed, walking to the bathroom, stopping when he saw the six little Mohinder babies there.  He really couldn’t even call them babies; they were fully grown miniature copies of Mohinder, five inches tall.

 

Two Mohinderlings were standing in front of the bathroom door, banging on it.  One had climbed up on top of another’s shoulders, trying to reach the doorknob.  The other two were trying to squeeze under the bathroom door.  Frowning, Sylar stood there, tapping his foot.

 

“How many times have we told you not to terrorize Maya?!”  He thundered at them, kneeling down and sweeping them up into his hands.  They squealed and started pouting at him but he ignored them, handing them to Mohinder.  “Here, put them in their room while I save Maya.”  Mohinder nodded, carrying the six back to their room.  He knocked on the door.  “Maya, it’s me…”  He slowly opened the door…

 

…To be hit with the towel bar.  He winced, looking at Maya. 

 

“I’m never babysitting for you again!”  She screamed, running out the door, trying to stop the black ooze from falling from her eyes.  Sylar sighed, yelling towards Mohinder.

 

“We’re going to have to get another babysitter again.  Do you think Peter would help…?”

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[identity profile] pyjamagurl.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This is awesome! wonderful cracky fun xD I love the idea of six mini-mohinder's running around terrorising Maya...I love the idea of them terrorising everyone, actually xD

So funny and cute ^__^

[identity profile] capn-mactastic.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
XD That image has actually made things better, hon! Thankyou :D (and I find Maya smacking Sylar with a towel rail inappropriately funny *sporfle*)

Edit: ALSO! Totally not my fault! I quote:

thankyou, that got rid of the mental image bending_sickle managed to put in my head earlier
(09:44:57 PM) K: lol what mental image? and glad I could help. I just hope I can pull it off. I might need a bit of "will this work?" info from you.
(09:46:50 PM) Mac: you don't want the mental image bending_sickle and I started hon, you don't. I'll link you if I must... but you're not allowed to shout at me. k, go for it
(09:47:35 PM) K: damn, you've got my curiosity up and you know how hard it is for me NOT to look....
(09:47:51 PM) Mac: but you'll HURT ME!
(09:49:12 PM) K: hmmmm. I solemnly promise I will not hurt you, that it will be my own damned fault.
(09:49:36 PM) Mac: *meep*

You see that? Do you see it? that it will be my own damned fault. *sticks tongue out at you*

[identity profile] levitatethis.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Such cracky insanity.

Little mini Mohinders trying to get into the bathroom are freaking me out. I'm thinking of "The Twilight Zone" or something. **shivers**

[identity profile] brandinsbabe.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT?!?! LOL. omg :)

im laughing and my brain is having trouble writing words after that lol

[identity profile] catoasapun.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Oh, cracky goodness, how I love you.

Mohinderlings
That word sent me into a gigglefit.

Lovely!

[identity profile] flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Little Momos' don't like Maya, what a shock. *giggles*

This is so adorable. I want a tiny Mohinder!

[identity profile] bonniesrg.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe 6 mini Momo's are fun. Maya would be crying by the end of the fic.lol

[identity profile] bending-sickle.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yay! This was awesome :D

[identity profile] razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow .... WOW!


O_O

WOW.

oopahloopahs!

Poor Maya. Yeeesh I wouldn't want to do that either.

[identity profile] razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude it was snicker worthy. Poor Maya.

[identity profile] razycrandomgirl.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
>_>

I confuse myself.

Hello.. Let's get acquainted...

(Anonymous) 2008-10-09 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi!
My name is Jessika!
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