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flying_monkees ([personal profile] flying_monkees) wrote2007-11-05 04:15 pm

Holy Guacamole!

Title: Holy Guacamole!
Author: flying_monkees
'Verse: Heroes
Claim/Characters/Pairing: General-Matt/Molly/Mohinder
Rating: PG-13 (Probably closer to PG)
Warnings: No spoilers unless you haven't seen any of the second season.
Disclaimer: Heroes does not belong to me no matter how much I wish it did.
Summary: Matt and Molly introduce Mohinder to an old TV show.
Table/Prompt: Food Table/Guacamole



Mohinder heard Molly and Matt laughing loudly. He put the pot into the sink of water, wandering out to see what was so funny.

"What are you two laughing at?" He watched them giggling.

"We're watching the old Batman series." Matt chuckled. "I'd forgotten how cheesy it was."

"It's really funny Mohinder; you should come and watch it with us." Molly giggled some more at the 'sound effects' showing on the screen. She especially thought the Pows were hysterical.

Shaking his head, he sat down next to Matt. A few minutes later, he found himself laughing at the on-screen antics of the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder.

"This is really ridiculous. And people actually liked this show?" Mohinder grinned as Batman Kerpowed one of the villains.

"Sure, it was the Sixties you know. Everything back then was a little cheesy."

"Okay, so who is this guy?" Mohinder asked, noticing the strange little man with the cigarette holder clamped in his teeth.

Molly rolled her eyes. "You don't know him? That's The Penguin. He's one of the bad guys."

Mohinder frowned. "He doesn't seem like a bad guy, he seems pretty silly to me."

Matt laughed. "That's the point Mohinder. Actually, in the comics he's a lot more evil. So are the other guys." He pointed to the man in the green suite with question marks all over it and the clown with the green hair.

Mohinder just shook his head. "I don't get it, but it is funny to watch."

"I just can't believe they got Adam West and Burt Ward into those tights. I wonder how much they had to bribe them." Matt grinned.

Suddenly Molly let out a squeal of laughter that hurt Mohinder's eardrums. He looked over at her.

"What on earth was so funny?"

Molly was laughing so hard she could barely breathe. Mohinder actually started to worry about her, her face was turning purple!

"Holy guacamole Batman!"

"What?" Mohinder looked at her in confusion.

"That's what Robin just said, Holy guacamole Batman."

Mohinder just rolled his eyes. He was never going to understand American TV.

[identity profile] tiptoe39.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Batman FTW always. :D

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Batman always wins! lol

Glad you liked!
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[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It does rule! I have always loved the campy good fun of it! lol

Glad you enjoyed.

[identity profile] crystal-mk.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shark repellant Batman that was freaking adorable!

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I do so love hearing some of the Robin-isms! *giggle*

I'm so glad you liked it and I'm happy you found it adorable. Thanks for reading.

[identity profile] martoufmarty.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Batman F.T.W.

For serious.

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! I love that icon! *grins*

Thank you for reading, I'm glad you liked it.

[identity profile] capn-mactastic.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy rusted metal Batman!

I lol-ed

*giggle*

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Could anyone honestly explain that Batman series to someone without a clue? lol I told you, I need help. The crack, she keeps a'commin. *grins*

Glad you liked it.

"Holy rusted metal Batman!"
*giggle*

[identity profile] capn-mactastic.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Catwoman rocked in that version. Nothing against Michelle Pfeiffer, but she's no Eartha Kitt :P

Not that I watched the Clooney movie *whistles*


Jaysus, it says something about a flick when Arnie gives the best acting performance in it, doesn't it?

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! I loved Eartha Kitt, and Julie Newmar was a very good Catwoman too. *grins*

You know it's bad if Arnie gives the best performance. *giggle* You mean there was something other than Clooney in that Batman movie? *snicker*

[identity profile] capn-mactastic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I think it says something that I can't remember who played Robin, just being vaguely hynotised by his rubber-clad arse... (I was a single boy when I saw that movie, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.)

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Since you mention rubber-clad arse, you must mean the movies and that was Chris O'Donnell. The rubber-clad arse's were probably the best parts of the later movies. *giggle*

And that's as good an excuse as any. lol

[identity profile] capn-mactastic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
That would be the one! Not entirely impressed with his face, but that's not what held my attention... *giggle*

It's a damn fine excuse and I'm sticking to it :P

[identity profile] ladywilde80.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, how in the hell did I miss this sweetie? This was a adorable... lol... holy guacamole indeed!

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Shame on you for missing it! lol (jk) I'm glad you found it adorable, and I couldn't resist. I say that line a lot at home and it just seemed to fit the prompt. *giggle*

I didn't realize there were that many Batman fans around here. *grins*

Glad you liked it and I'm really glad you found it.

[identity profile] tptigger.livejournal.com 2007-11-10 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! That just wins! :)

[identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much, I'm glad you liked it.

It was fun to write, I may have to use the M3 family again.