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Title: A Haircut: Two Bits
Author: flying_monkees
Pairing: Peter/Mohinder/Sylar
Rating: PG
Warnings: Morally Drunk
Disclaimer: Heroes does not belong to me no matter how much I wish it did.
Summary: Peter talks Sylar into playing a drinking game.
Table/Prompt: Crack/Hair
A/N:  This was written because [livejournal.com profile] flwrpwr_vampyre loves this series and how can I refuse her?  Thanks for the beta hun!  This is part of the Drinking Games series, links to the other stories under the cut.  This was written for [livejournal.com profile] mission_insane.

 


Truth or Dare

Phoney Calls


The Games They Play


Sylar grinned, watching Peter finish his beer.  “You know, this is actually kind of fun.”  He said, blinking at Peter to keep him in focus.  “To bad Mohinder didn’t want to play tonight.”

 

Peter giggled, reaching for another beer.  “Yeah.  You know, we really need to teach him a lesson….”  He tapped his finger to his lips, thinking.

 

Sylar looked at Peter, tilting his head.  “What did you have in mind?  Shaving cream on the hand?  Warm water?”  He snickered, thinking of Mohinder hitting himself in the face with shaving cream.

 

Peter’s eyes lit up.  “Something better!”  He got up, swaying gently as he walked into the bathroom.  He dug around in there for a few minutes before coming out, hair clippers in his hand.  “This’ll work perfectly!”  He started to weave into Mohinder’s bedroom.

 

Sylar gave Peter a puzzled look, following him.  “What are you going to do?”  He whispered loudly, looking at the sleeping man to make sure he hadn’t woken up.  Mohinder mumbled in his sleep, rolling over on to his stomach.  Sylar felt his mouth dry up at the sight of all that bare skin.  He started when Peter turned the clippers on.

 

“If he wakes up, hold him down.”  Peter grinned at Sylar, moving towards Mohinder.

 

“You’re not going to cut his hair, are you?!”  Sylar whispered in shock. 

 

“Duh!  Of course I am; it’s just hair, it’ll grow back.  It’ll be funny!”  Peter snickered, moving the clippers closer to Mohinder’s head.

 

“You can’t do that!  He’s going to be pissed!”  Sylar gasped, trying to pull the clippers away. 

 

“Don’t worry Sy!  He’ll think it’s funny!”  Peter started to cut Mohinder’s hair.  “Besides, I won’t cut it all off, just cut it short….”  He giggled, watching the black curls fall on the pillow.

 

“But…but…the curls are so pretty….”  Sylar whimpered, picking up a loose curl.  “Poor little thing…”  Peter just rolled his eyes, continuing to cut.

 

The next morning, Sylar woke up, groaning.  Why had he let Peter talk him into a drinking game last night?  He rubbed his temples, knowing there was something he wanted to remember to do….

 

A sudden screech rang through the apartment, sending spikes of pain through his head.  Groaning, he turned to Peter.  “I think he saw it.”  Peter nodded, holding his head.

 

“Dammit Peter, did you have to cut ALL of it off?!”  Mohinder yelled. 



 

Date: 2008-04-11 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neshel.livejournal.com
*whimpers*

NOT THE HAIR!!

“But…but…the curls are so pretty….” Sylar whimpered, picking up a loose curl.
*agrees whole-heartedly*

=( Poor Mo!

On the plus side, I like to take Sylar's comment as a little bit of Mylar, and that makes me happy. ^_^

Date: 2008-04-11 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
lol! I figured that the hair going would make lots of peeps go "Nooooo!" *snicker* Glad you liked the story.

I know, I hated having to cut the hair but it made for a good prank. *grin* Like Peter said, it'll grow back.

Yay! You caught it. I was hoping it wasn't too subtle. *grin* Glad it made you happy.

Thanks for reading!

Date: 2008-04-11 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cameroncrazed.livejournal.com
But... but... but... the hair! Not the hair!

I loved the little hint of Mylar and Petlar :)

I love this series - keep up the great work :)

Date: 2008-04-11 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
Yay! Glad you liked it! I know, that beautiful hair, but it'll grow back. Eventually.

lol I wasn't sure if it should be Mylar or Petlar or Mypetlar, but I'll let everyone make their own decisions. *grin*

Thank you, I'm hoping to write at least a few more in this series, it's just too fun not to have more.

Date: 2008-04-11 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil15smiles.livejournal.com
Teehee! Love it! Poor Mohinder and his pretty curls.
P.S. both of your icons that I see here are amazing.

Date: 2008-04-11 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
lol! I know, but I couldn't resist. They just begged to be cut. *grin At least they'll grow back.

Thank you for reading. And thanks for the icon love. The "Guh" one was made by [livejournal.com profile] xswaniconsx and the "Zilo Glomp" one was made by [livejournal.com profile] stellarmoneca.

Date: 2008-04-11 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mabetini.livejournal.com
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2008-04-11 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO!!! I'm sooooo sorry, but I just couldn't resist. It'll grow back, I swear! *hangs head in shame*

I hope you liked it? The prank would only work with those lovely curls, I figured I'd get reactions like yours. *giggle* So at least I got what I was aiming for.

Date: 2008-04-11 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mabetini.livejournal.com
*weeps*

IM GONNA CUT PETER'S HEAD OFF

NOBODY TOUCHES THE CURLS

Date: 2008-04-11 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
*hugs and pats head* I'm so, so sorry. I promise, they'll be back and nice and shiney and bouncy in the next story, I swear. lol

Please don't cut my Peter's head off, I need him for a few more stories yet. *grin* And Mo may get paybacks... *giggle*

Date: 2008-04-11 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mabetini.livejournal.com
Ok I won't kill Peter if Mohinder can get some revenge like you say!

>:D

Date: 2008-04-11 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] levitatethis.livejournal.com
No! Not the curls! Anything but the curls :-)

Date: 2008-04-11 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. *sniff* I just couldn't help it. But I promise that all will be better in the next story. And Mo may get his revenge. lol

I'm glad you liked. Thanks for reading.

Date: 2008-04-11 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dacian-goddess.livejournal.com
Oh no, damn it; not the hair!

Okay, admit it: this is actually Peter's way to passive-aggressively get back at Sylar for ridding him of the emo!hair way back when.

Date: 2008-04-11 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, I know. Such a horrible thing I did. *grin* I just couldn't help myself.

lmao!! I never even thought of that. Maybe it is his way of getting back, that'd be pretty funny.

Thanks for reading and I'm glad you liked.

Date: 2008-04-12 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imlyener.livejournal.com
Nooo, why the curls?!?!?!

“But…but…the curls are so pretty….” Sylar whimpered, picking up a loose curl.

I couldn't agree more...

Anyways, i loved this...

Date: 2008-04-12 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm glad you liked. *grin* I didn't expect it to go over as well as it has.

lol! I know, such a horrible thing, having to see those beautiful curls getting cut off, but it still made a good prank.

Date: 2008-04-12 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aussievamp.livejournal.com
Lol, this line " “Poor little thing…” " just cracked me up. Cos Momo's hair is a real living thing and Peter KILLED it... lol. I have this weird image of a drunk weepy Sylar having a little funeral for the hair. Lol. This was so awesome. :D

Date: 2008-04-12 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm glad you liked! Thank you for reading! *grin*

I know! I can just see a weepy Sylar, morning the curls as Peter cuts them, gathering them up and going "Poor things! What has Peter done to you!" and rocking them. *giggle*

Date: 2008-04-12 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com
*giggles hysterically* The comment above mine FTW!!

This is fucking adorable, I love this Sylar!

Date: 2008-04-13 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
lol I know, I love that comment too. *grin*

Thanks tons for the beta and the kick in the arse. Just what I needed. lol And I'm glad you liked it, that always makes me happy...nevermind. I won't say the rest. *giggle*

I know, how can you not love this Sylar?

Thanks again hun!

Date: 2008-04-12 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catoasapun.livejournal.com
NOOO! LOL

Poor Momo's pretty, pretty hair *tear*

Hehhehe this made me giggle! Lovely. ^_^


Date: 2008-04-13 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
*giggle* I know, that beautiful hair! I'm the most horriblest person. *snicker*

Awww, don't cry *pats head* I promise the hair will be back.

Glad you liked it and that it made you giggly. Thanks for reading!

Date: 2008-04-13 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teecub.livejournal.com
ALL of it? Ohhhhh.... dear...

Hehe! CUTE! Thanks for sharing <3

Date: 2008-04-13 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
lol! I know, that was so mean of Peter to cut it all of. *grin*

Glad you liked it and thanks for reading.

Date: 2008-04-18 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eridanie.livejournal.com
NOOOOOO. Not his pretty pretty hair! It was bad enough they did this to Peter *wailing*

Date: 2008-04-20 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
I'm so sorry! But it will grow back and Mo will get his revenge. Promise. It's only fair that if Peter lost his hair, Mo would lose his too.

Thanks for reading and I'm glad you liked.

Date: 2008-10-23 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaymiecullen.livejournal.com
not the curls...
oops.

Date: 2008-10-23 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
lol Thanks for reading. Yeah, naughty Peter for cutting Mo's pretty curls off. Glad you enjoyed. :D

Date: 2008-11-08 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damato019.livejournal.com
I love how Mohinder automatically knew it was Peter who that, not Sylar. *grin* I totally want to read more of these drinking game ficlets! I know I said that before, but it's so true! ^^;; Especially if Sylar is part of it. *mouth waters* haha *grin*

Date: 2008-11-08 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flying-monkees.livejournal.com
That is the best. lol Of course Mo would know Sylar is innocent, more or less, because he would never touch the curls! *giggles* Sylar really does need to be in on the joke a bit more often, doesn't he. Glad you liked.

Date: 2009-06-18 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadbutterfly.livejournal.com
omg! i love this series! i kind of like how Sylar seems to be he more mature one of the bunch. poor monhinder's pretty curls. *sad face*

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