Avoid the Noid (Drinking Games 5/?)

[flying_monkees]

Title: Avoid the Noid
Author: flying_monkees
Pairing: Peter/Mohinder/Sylar
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Morally Drunk, light swearing
Disclaimer: Heroes does not belong to me no matter how much I wish it did.
Summary: Peter and Mohinder make up by playing a drinking game. 
Table/Prompt: Food/Pizza
A/N:  This is another Drinking Games story.  The title comes from a bunch of Domino's Pizza commercials in the late '80's, they were funny and you can see one here.  Thanks to the wonderful flwrpwr_vampyre for the beta and the support!  Written for mission_insane.

“So you’re not mad at me?”  Peter asked Mohinder, taking a drink from his beer bottle.

 

“No Peter, it was a good joke.  And you’re right, hair will grow back.”  Mohinder grinned at the other man, taking a long swallow of his drink.

 

“Good!  So we-we’re golden, right?”  Peter swayed lightly as he reached forward, patting Mohinder on the shoulder.

 

“Right as rain!”  Mohinder pushed Peter back, giggling as the smaller man fell backwards, laying sprawled on the floor. 

 

“You owe me a dare.”  Peter said, trying to sit up.

 

“Huh?  How does that work?”  Mohinder frowned at Peter.  “I don’t remember that rule, you should owe me.”

 

Peter giggled from the floor, lifting his head to look at Mohinder.  “Well, the last time we played you lost.”

 

“Yeah, that’s why you should owe me.”  Mohinder hiccuped.  “Besides, I don’t wanna do a dare.  They’re too dangerous.” 

 

“Fine, a prank then.  Who should we…Oh!”  Peter giggled.  “I have the perfect thing.”  He leaned forward, nearly falling into Mohinder’s lap, trying to whisper into his ear.  Mohinder slowly grinned, then started to laugh.

 

*

 

Peter and Mohinder sat back on Peter’s bed, trying to focus on the TV when there was a knock on the front door.  Giggling, they peeked out through the bedroom door, waiting for someone to answer.  Sylar came out of his bedroom, grumbling. 

 

“It would be nice if someone would answer the door, but nooooo, they disappear and…”  He jerked the door open.  He gaped at the sight in front of him, turning around and yelling.

 

“Damn it you two!  What the fuck are we going to do with 20 pizzas?!”

Comments

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I love the beginning of this with Peter being all drunk and cute with Mohinder. They are just so adorable together!
And Sylar has got to be tired of all this. Lol

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

LOL! Glad you're liking hun, you're part of the reason there are any of these!

Peter is cute with Mo when he's drunk. I think he's crushing...*giggle* And trust me, Sy is very sick and tired of the jokes. *snicker*

[dark-dreymer.livejournal.com]

Haha. Classic immature stuff that drunken people do :D This whole series is funny, if rather pointless and stupid ^_^

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Glad you're enjoying. The pranks are immature, but what do you expect from Peter, especially drunk? lol

There's at least one more prank coming up, so I hope you enjoy.

[mabetini.livejournal.com]

LOL oh thats a good one XD

*weeps for the curls*

Mmmm that pizza should last them a while!!!! They should make Sylar eat it all ^_^

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

*hugs* I'm sorry, but I really do promise Mo get's his revenge on Peter. It's coming, I swear! *looks around furtively, whispering* This was a set up by Mo to get Peter to relax...

*snicker* I think Sylar should make them eat it all.

Thanks for reading and I'm glad you enjoyed.

[apology-dance.livejournal.com]

Sylar is an iconic TV supervillan; his presence is seen as undesirable by those in his own universe, yet he has a fan following; he has the power of cryokinesis; and he apparently has some problem with pizza. Sylar is the Noid!

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

"Sylar is the Noid!"

OMG! This had me laughing so hard! I never looked at it that way, but he so is the Noid! Pizza palours better watch out! *giggle-snort*

Glad you enjoyed, thanks for reading.

[aussievamp.livejournal.com]

Omglol. I'm so waiting for Sylar to get over all the practival joking and like tell them to move out, or call their mom's or something. ;) LOL. loved this hunni!

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

But-but...what fun would that be if he didn't fall for it every time? And Sylar would soooo call their moms! *giggle* I can just picture it too.

Glad you loved it, that makes me do a happy dance!

[damato019.livejournal.com]

This wasn't as funny as the other ones only because I don't understand the pizzas, but it was way cute -- especially Peter. Yeah, he's definitely has the hots for Mohinder. *grin*

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

The joke of the pizzas is to order a ton of pizza's for someone, then watch them deal with getting 20 pizzas and no way to eat them. It's a very juvenile thing to do, which is why Peter thought of it. lol I think all three of them have a thing for the other two. :D

[sapphire17.livejournal.com]

OMG, the last line had me laughing! 20 pizzas! Sylar can't be happy. And drunk!Peter is the cutest thing ever. You know, that's the only reason I wouldn't want to have the healing ability. No way to get drunk.