Stalkers Are Everywhere!

[flying_monkees]

This is flwrpwr_vampyre's fault! She's trying to say I'm stalking her, but I have proof it's the other way around.

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalked again, a rant by flying_monkees. flwrpwr_vampyre is stalking flying_monkees flwrpwr_vampyre's REAL name : Theo Ackroyd flwrpwr_vampyre's REAL DOB : 13th August 1978 Height :155 cm Weight : 45.6 kg flwrpwr_vampyre has dreamt about you : 20 times flwrpwr_vampyre became interested in you : 03rd March 2006 flwrpwr_vampyre's latest dream about you flwrpwr_vampyre dreamt that both of you died in each others arms in a rather bizarre rollercoaster accident. This is how flwrpwr_vampyre describes your relationship behind your back 'If I didn't have flying_monkees in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. it really means that much to me.' flwrpwr_vampyre's been stealing stuff from your house too. flwrpwr_vampyre has a number of flying_monkees's old school books littered around their bedroom. They've even started modifying their body for you In a night of sheer angst flwrpwr_vampyre carved 'flying_monkees' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper. The Police No. calls to the police : 9 times Your Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is flying_monkees, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of flwrpwr_vampyre is trying to knock my front door down with an axe." flwrpwr_vampyre's Police File flwrpwr_vampyre would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords. Testimonies about flwrpwr_vampyre keldjinfae_moon - Suicidal wreck 'flwrpwr_vampyre is pointlessness personified. I just wish they'd kill themselves or something.' aunt_zelda - Brainless patriot 'I don't really have that many enemies - but flwrpwr_vampyre is definitely one of them now.' evil15smiles - Worships the sun 'It's odd, I've known some weird fucks in my time and flwrpwr_vampyre and flying_monkees would definitely top that list.'

Comments

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

We both steal each other's school books so it must be true love! And our friends are fickle bastards.

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

Awww, twu luv. *giggle* And yes, our friends are very fickle. Damn them. *snicker* And the cops are useless. As usual. lol