The Adventures of Prince Lyle

[flying_monkees]

Title: The Adventures of Prince Lyle
Author:
Characters: Lyle/Alex
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoilers up to 3.16 and crack.
Word Count: 488
Disclaimer: Heroes does not belong to me no matter how much I wish it did.
Summary:  Lyle daydreams.
Table/Prompt:  Written for mission_insane's Fantasy/Magic
A/N:  This is what I get when I want to try and write a drabble and ask flwrpwr_vampyre to pick a prompt and a pairing out for me to jump start my muse.  It wasn't meant to be cracky but...I just couldn't help myself.  Beta'd by the wonderful, and evil, flwrpwr_vampyre.

 

Lyle watched Claire and Alex out of the corner of his eye while he played his game.  It wasn’t fair that she got all the fun, that she got the…well, that she always had cute boys around her.  Letting out a huff, he let out a whine of frustration at the game.  His mind started to wander and he wondered what it would be like, if he could just make Claire go away, like magic….

 

*

 

Alex came up to him, getting down on one knee.  “Prince Lyle, we need your help.  The evil witch has our kingdom under her spell.  Please, come rescue us.  We will give you anything you want.”

 

Lyle looked him up and down, smiling.  “Anything?”

 

“Yes sire, just please, rescue us from her wickedness.”

 

So Prince Lyle picked up his sword and went to track down the evil witch.  He found her in her castle, surrounded by dragons and moths--

 

Moths?  What the hell?  Scratch that.  Giant…squids, yeah, that’s scary.

 

Dragons and giant squids.  Pulling out his sword, the brave Prince Lyle stormed the castle, hacking and slashing his way past the gates.  He stood there, the sun shining down on him causing his armor to shine brightly.

 

“Come out here, evil witch, so I can kill you and save the town.”  He called out loudly, his voice ringing through the castle.

 

A cackle sounded out and Prince Lyle cringed as the evil, ugly witch came down the steps.  “You’re going to kill me?  That’s rich.”  The witch brushed her long blonde hair out of her eyes, staring at Prince Lyle.  “I can’t die.”

 

Prince Lyle bravely stood there, holding his sword ready.  “I have a magic sword, I’ll kill you.”  He rushed at the witch, hacking and slashing at her.  But every time he hurt her, she just healed again.  But he kept trying.

 

Finally, he managed to get behind her and he cut off her head and she fell dead.  He poked at her body with the sword, making sure she didn’t get back up.  He strolled manly out of the castle, getting on his princely charger and rode to the village.

 

“I have killed the witch, you are all free!”  Prince Lyle exclaimed to loud cheers from the villagers.  “I’ve come for my reward.”  He slipped off his horse, standing majestically next to it as Alex came up to him. 

 

“Sire, how can we ever thank you?!”  Alex said breathlessly.  Prince Lyle wrapped an arm around his waist, pulling him close.

 

“I’m sure you’ll think of a way.”  He smirked, leaning down to kiss him dee--

 

“Lyle!  Come help set the table!”  Sandra yelled from the dining room.

 

Lyle jerked, his thumb slipping off the button and he groaned as his character died in the game.  Damn it!  With a sigh, he tossed the game on the coffee table, getting up and walking into the dining room.

 

“Coming mom.”

 

Someday…

 

Comments

LAWLZ

[mattylovesgames.livejournal.com]

That was basicly amazing, I imagine Lyle would feel that way. but it's not like we'll ever know, because no one really cares. -sigh- Neverless: amazing~!

Re: LAWLZ

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

Thanks much. lol I think poor Lyle would feel that way and it's a shame we'll never know. :D

Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for reading.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

*HEEEEE* Aw, teenage daydreams. <3

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I know! Poor Lyle, he just can't win. He can't even get the girl...guy...in his own daydreams. *pats Lyle on the head*

Glad you enjoyed so much. :D

[flwrpwr-vampyre.livejournal.com]

Lyle totally feels like this. Poor little one.

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

He does! It's the closest he'll ever get to attention. *giggle*

Poor thing.

Glad you liked, since it's all your fault. *heee*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/]

*pets Lyle* That was great! ^_^

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

lol Thanks, glad you liked it. Lyle does need some attention, poor thing. :D

[ashedrake.livejournal.com]

*G* Lyle roxm1soxxors!

Uhm, yeah, I loved :D

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

*snort* Yeah, Lyle does rock some. *giggle*

Glad you loved it, thanks for reading.

[pyjamagurl.livejournal.com]

Awww poor Lyle! He doesn't even get to finish his fun daydream. I love this story, it cheered me up the other day and it still brings a grin to my face every time I read it! <3 sequel soon? *whistles innocently*

[flying-monkees.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it cheered you up hun, that's an added bonus! *hee*

Poor Lyle never catches a break, not even in his own daydreams. *pats Lyle on the head*

God, you're trying to kill me, aren't you. lol I don't know about sequels, we'll see. No promises. *giggles*

[thelyingspy.livejournal.com]

I'm in your journal, leaving you comments.

*waves* I like it enough to share a cookie with you. *breaks one in half and hands it over*